*One day history sir was absent.science sir was asked 2 set the paper.very 1st qustn shocked students:
Describe jhansi Rani with a neat fig&label d parts.
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*santa rayalaseemalo adugu petti matti chetilo thisukoni muddu pettadu
banta:emaindi ra
santa :matti vasana marindi.
banta:nuvvu tisindi matti kadura peda......
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* Girl:Nice mobile where didi you buy?
Boy:I won this in a running race!
Girl:How many participated?
Boy:Mobile owner,police man and me.
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* Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine…
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
“Blood Bank Robbed”
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*An idea can change your life
but
A girl can change u r ideas
so
always change u r girl friends to get new ideas
What an idea sirjii......
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*human=eat+work+sleep+sms
donkey=eat+work+sleep
hence human=donkey+sms
human-sms=donkey
so,human without sending sms is donkey
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What is more useful after it is broken?
An egg
Which is the most shocking city?
Electri-city
Name two things u can never eat before breakfast?
Dinner & Lunch
How many gr8 men were born in Pakistan?
None, only babies were born.
If ur clock strikes 13, what times it is?
Time to buy a new clock ;->
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